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1) When You Empty A Drawer For His Clothes And A Shelf For His Toiletries, The Relationship Ends.
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(1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes
and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
(2) When you finally buy pretty stationary
to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.
-- Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience
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1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
(2) When you finally buy pretty stationary to continue the correspondence, he stops writing....
Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
checkuary, n: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
Marriage: It begins when you sink into his arms; and ends with your arms in his sink.
To Harmodius, descended from the ancient Harmodius, when he reviled Iphicrates [a shoemaker's son] for his mean birth, "My nobility," said he, "begins in me, but yours ends in you.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Iphicrate...
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President....
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President....