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• No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar. -- Abraham Lincol
• I HAVE no powers. Q, the ordinary. "Q, the liar. Q, the misanthrope.
  Q, the miserable. Q, the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?...
• Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never come.
  James Russel Lowell...
• Force is but might," the teacher said-- "That definition's just.
  The boy said naught but thought instead, Remembering his pounded head...
• A liar should have a good memory.
  -- Quintilian (42-118 AD) -- Institutiones Oratoriae, i, iv, 2, 91...
• It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
  -- Jerome K. Jerome...
• It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
  -- Jerome K. Jerome...
• Let us be of good cheer, however, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Democracy and Addresse...