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• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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  Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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