-- How many
Libras
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the
bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just
one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the
person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or...
How many
Christians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it
to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out
to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told,
their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of
darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in
"the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together
in "his" name....
