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• How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
• How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• How many aerospace engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It obviously has to be done by just one. They don't screw around with other men....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....