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Alien: N. A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Molest Our Cattle And Trample Our Grain.
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alien: n. a being who travels great distances to molest our cattle
and trample our grain.
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America is not a mere body of traders; it is a body of free men.
Our greatness is built upon our freedom -- is moral, not material....
ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT It now known that an alien species has been watching this planet for several years now.
They have sent their scouts ahead, who have infiltrated much of the civilised world....
We are all travellers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
Robert Louis Stevenso...
Quote #60 "St. Augustine tells the story of a pirate captured by Alexander the Great who asked him "how he dares molest the sea.
How dare you molest the whole world?" the pirate replied...
We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us.
-- Lionel Trilling...
BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think.
That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something....
Conservatives: Great at selling our national forests and parkland.
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.