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• How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many censors -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [deleted]
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke....