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• How many humor theorists -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
• How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  2, 1 to do it and 1 to read this huge file first to check it hasn't been done already!...
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
• How many Europeans -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  Who needs a light bulb when you have two suns? Note...
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
• How many Martians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One and a half. (Is this a science-fiction in-joke?)...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......