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  None. The sockets all went with the house....
• How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1001. One to hold the light bulb, and a thousand to push the house round....
• How many Jehovah's Witnesses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. There is no point trying to change anything now....
• How many Presidential family members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House?
  Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many strong <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
• How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?