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  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• How many engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the rest of the class copies the report....
• How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's a second year subject....
• How many Ethiopians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging....
• How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes....
• How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....