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Alimony Is Paying For Something You Don't Get.
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Alimony is paying for something you don't get.
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Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Paying alimony is like pumping gas into another man's car.
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.
Peggy Joyce...
ALIMONY -- having an ex-husband you can bank on.
You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
Blonde: Freddy honey? I think something just dropped into the back seat.
Freddy: I'm not paying you to talk....
I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for gas...