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Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money"
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Kinda like life itself.
Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.
Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab. Home...
Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me...
ALIMONY: Corruption of Middle English "Alle ye money".
Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own Windkeeper".
It's about how women need to become more empowered....
Batch: A group, kinda like a herd.
It's Kinda Like A Symbiosis, But More Expensive...
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. BAER
Divorce comes from the old Latin word "divorcerum," meaning "having your genitals torn out through your wallet.
And the judge said, "All the money--and we'll just shorten it to alimony!" -- Robin William...