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• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs....
• How many presidential candidates -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Less and less all the time....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth solutions that moderate Southerners won't cotton to on Super Tuesday....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove the old bulb....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....