-- How many
roadies/sound men
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One: Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original
apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape,
changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an
appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet
from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the
rest of the band.
