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How Many Roman Catholics -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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-- How many
Roman Catholics
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't. It's been like that for 2000 years and
there's no precedent for lightbulb changing.
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Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites....
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One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
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None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
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None. The recovering co-dependent detaches and tells the lightbulb to screw itself....
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A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
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Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....