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  Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
• How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....