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  The change is 90 percent complete....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll document it in the manual....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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