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• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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