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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
• How many system administrators -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question....
• Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• How many recovering co-dependents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The recovering co-dependent detaches and tells the lightbulb to screw itself....
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many censors -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [deleted]