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• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many British trades unionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour....
• How many Argentinians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 9000 and its their light bulb
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
  7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke)....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb....
• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....