-- How many
Union Electricians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner. One to
screw in the bulb. One to hold him on the step ladder. Four to
hold the step ladder steady. One to flick the switch to test
the bulb. One to make sure that the other bulbs in the room
will need fixing. One to supervise. Two to take a coffee break,
one to eat lunch, and one to nap. One to plot the best way of
breaking into the apartment at night. One to drink gin n tonics
with the yuppies.
