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How'm I Flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. -- Borg
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How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU.
-- Borg
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If you wanna complain about my attitude dial 1 (800) EAT-SH*T.
I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
I am Janet Reno of Borg. You will be incinerated.
I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
I am Electrician of Borg Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
I am Barney of Borg. Today we learned how to assimilate!
I am Rabbit of Borg: No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone.
