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  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Progress of Error, Line 97...
• Terry Pratchett has a hatchet, never even used once.
  Until a publisher came along, and called him a bit of a dunce....
• SMILEY <:-( dunce
• SMILEY <:-I dunce
• Knowledge is proud that he has learn'd so much; Wisdom is humble that he knows no more.
  Books are not seldom talismans and spells....
• A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dunciad, Book iv, Line 90...
• Who has not felt how sadly sweet The dream of home, the dream of home, Steals o'er the heart, too soon to fleet, When far o'er sea or land we roam?
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Dream of Home...
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