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HUDSON'S ROAD, SPOTSWOOD: The Railway Level Crossing Near Spotswood Station Will Be Closed For Track Work From 7.
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HUDSON'S ROAD, SPOTSWOOD: The railway level crossing near Spotswood
Station will be closed for track work from 7.30pm tomorrow until 4.30pm on
Wednesday.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
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BURWOOD AVENUE, HAWTHORN: Burke Road to Burwood Road, closed to through traffic until about mid-October.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
Attention Frankston line passengers. The 4:38pm train to Frankston is running twenty minutes late due to the driver having decided to stop at Armadale and clip his toenails.
Besides which, staff at Metropolitan Train Control felt a bit thirsty and have all gone to Young & Jacksons for drinkies....
COTHAM ROAD, KEW: Outbound traffic restricted to tram tracks from Uvadale Grove to Florence Avenue until about January 2007.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
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GOOD The opposite of bad. Just down the road from nice.
Around the corner from great. A world away from nasty....
BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
VETO Device by which one absolute bastard can spoil the work of everyone else.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...