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• I can do a score of things that can't be done. I can find a thing I cannot see, and see a thing I cannot find.
  The first is time, and the second is spots before my eyes....
• The most dreadful thing of all is that many millions of people in the poor countries are going to starve to death before our eyes.
  We shall see them doing so upon our television sets. -- C.P. Snow...
• Homer: Don't worry, Marge. America's health care system is second only to Japa
  Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!...
• Good health will be yours for a long time. All of your friend will die before you.
• Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
  -- The Anarchist Cookbook...
• You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading.
  ..and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed?...