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Hulk Hogan Needs A Hair Weave!
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Hulk Hogan needs a hair weave!
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Hulk Hogan's Conversational Manual - An absolute must, for those who grunt.
For the next Wrestlemania, they are trying to sign a new opponent for Hulk Hogan, but Roseanne is holding out for more money!
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
And all should cry, Beware! Beware! / His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice, / And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honeydew hath fed, / And drunk the milk of Paradise....
SMILEY P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
Oh, what tangled webs we weave.
That sunny dome! Those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware!
Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise....
Fanatics have their dreams, wherewith they weave a paradise for a sect." -- Kea
SMILEY (:-) no hai