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• When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
• Given enough time, memory and disk space... anything is possible.
• Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money....
• Oxygen is a very toxic gas and an extreme fire hazard.
  It is fatal in concentrations of as little as 0.000001 p....
• Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  -- Lerman's Law of Technology You are never given enough money. -- Lerman's Corollary...
• Given enough time and money, eventually Microsoft will re-invent UNIX.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• Given enough time, what you put off doing today will eventually get done by itself. -- G. Gestra
• wizard: n. 1. A person who knows how a complex piece of software or hardware works (that is, who {grok}s it)
  esp. someone who can find and fix bugs quickly in an emergency....
• Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....