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I Actually Learned About Sex Watching Neighborhood Dogs.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good.
Go ahead and laugh. No, go ahead. I think the most important thing I
learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg no matter how hard she tries to
shake you off.
-- Steve Martin
Related:
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Go ahead, I dare you to steal this tagline!
As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
Go ahead. Back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Go ahead, I dare You! -- Famous Last Word
GO AHEAD LORENA...I DARE YOU TO. -- Famous Last Word
Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
Carol's head ached as she trailed behind the unsmiling Calibrees along the block of booths.
She chirruped at Kennicott, "Let's be wild! Let's ride on the merry-go-round and grab a gold ring!...
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....