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• Fortunately, I had a backup dated 07/26/90.
• I won! I won!
• Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered, for just such an emergency. -- Foghorn Legho
• I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
  -- Malcolm Muggeridge...
• I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
• I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
  -- John Denver [I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]...
• My great dream is that I've won all the beauty contests in the world and all the people I don't like are forced to build me a castle in France.
• The birds I heard today, which, fortunately, did not come within the scope of my science, sang as freshly as if it had been the first morning of creation.
  -- Henry David Thoreau...
• In my youth I wanted to be a great pantomimist--but I found I had nothing to say. -- Victor Borge