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I Always Have Parts Left Over When Working On My Car!
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I always have parts left over when working on my car!
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When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
Are my car indicators working?" "Yes, no, yes, no . . .
A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
I wanna die with NOTHING left working![GRIN]
I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here
I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
The driver and passengers then left for a vacation with injuries....