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• I am a jelly doughnut. -- John F. Kennedy
• Mayor: "Ich bin ein Springfielder." Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts.
  Explanation: "Ich bin ein Springfielder" is an allusion to JFK's speech in West Berlin in which he said, "Ich bin ein Berliner" ("I am a Berliner")....
• I am Fourth Doctor of Borg. Your jelly babies will be assimilated.
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• YOW!! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Am I in Milwaukee? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Am I elected yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead