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I Am Convinced That Every Boy, In His Heart, Would Rather Steal Second Base Than An Automobile -- Tom C.
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I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal
second base than an automobile
-- Tom C. Clark
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Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....