I Am Immune To All Such Things, My Friend. As A Youth, A Certain Amount Of Head-bangin' And Metal-bashin' Left My Synapses So Callous, No Mind-alterin' Substances Are In Charge.

I Am Immune To All Such Things, My Friend. As A Youth, A Certain Amount Of Head-bangin' And Metal-bashin' Left My Synapses So Callous, No Mind-alterin' Substances Are In Charge.

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"I am immune to all such things, my friend. As a
youth, a certain amount of head-bangin' and
metal-bashin' left my synapses so callous, no
mind-alterin' substances are in charge."
-- Blank Reg

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This mind intentionally left blank.
They copied all they could follow but they couldn't copy my mind so I left them sweating and stealing a year and a half behind.
-- Rudyard Kipling...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I am in charge of too many things and they don't pay me enough.
Other than that, I'm quite happy with my life....
Oh that it were my chief delight To do the things I ought!
Then let me try with all my might To mind what I am taught....
I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!
I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it!
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards.
I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank....