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I Am In Total Control, But Don't Tell My Husband.
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I am in total control, but don't tell my husband.
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And truant husband should return, and say, "My dear, I was the first who came away.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 141...
I am almost frighted out of my seven senses. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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