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• I am looking for a honest man. -- Diogenes the Cynic
• Homer: All right, family. I want the truth. Don't pull any punches.
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• I am just going outside and may be some time. -- Captain Lawrence Oates' Last Word
• Well, the last thing I remember was giving Mr Worf a weggie and WAM!!!
• For I too am real. I am Schmendrick the Magician, the last of the red-hot swamis, and I am older than I look.
  -- Schmendrick the Magician, from Peter S. Beagle's "The Last Unico...
• I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard...
• I guess a cynic smells different.
• Not many people realize just how well known I am.
• I am not an animal! I am ... well, not an animal.