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I Am Not Home To Talk To You, But Please Don't Be A Creep.
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I am not home to talk to you,
But please don't be a creep.
Just leave your name and number,
At the sound of the...
-- Answering machine madness - miscellaneous
Related:
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
.. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
If I Only Had A Brain":) I might be in the shower, I might be gone for hours, I can't come to the phone.
So, please leave your name and number, If I miss you it'd be a bummer, Leave your message at the tone....
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, somebody called while we weren't home.
Watch me pull their message out of this machine!...
Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite color of underwear.
We'll get back to you if we like the color. -- Answering machine madness - family fu...
We're not home now. Leave your name and number and we'll call you back as soon as you are a vegetarian.
(Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice....
Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...