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• I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie
• I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am no
  or ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people...
• When I was a little boy, I had but a little wit, 'Tis a long time ago, and I have no more ye
  Nor ever ever shall, until that I die, For the longer I live the more fool am I....
• IANAL // [Usenet] Abbreviation, "I Am Not A Lawyer". Usually precedes legal advice.
• I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
• I have never been so well pleased, as when I could shift power from my own, on the sholders of othe
  or have I ever been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others....