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I Am Programmed In Multiple Pleasuring Techniques. -- Data
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I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.
-- Data
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You are fully functional aren't you? "Of course, but -" How fully?
"In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques....
My systems are only programmed for one at a time. -- Data
Data, how can you be programmed as a virtual encyclopedia of human information and not know a simple word like snoop?
Possibility: A kind of human behavior I was not designed to emulate....
I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters. -- Data
Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!
Data: "There may be a relationship between humor and sex which I am not aware of.
-- "Data's Day", Stardate unknow...
dongle /dong'gl/ n. 1. A security or copy protection device for proprietary software consisting of a serialized EPROM and some drivers in a D-25 connector shell
which must be connected to an I/O port of the computer while the program is run....
Old robot: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.
Timothy: "Data, are there any other androids in Starfleet?
Data: "No. I am the only one." Timothy: "How come you're not captain?...