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• The person whose clothes are extremely fine I am too apt to consider as not being possessed of any superiority of fortune
  but resembling those Indians who are found to wear all the gold they have in the world in a bob at the nose....
• She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• Bart: Dad, we're running out of clean clothes! Lisa
  It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever! -- "Marge in Chai...
• Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothe
  men who like women never notice what they wear....
• The good fairy glints: Would you like a wish? The good fairy glow
  Are you sure? The good fairy radiates: Really really sure?...
• Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? A: A gnudist.
• Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
  But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.