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• Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house? Moe
  _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas!...
• I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
• I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
• I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
• I am merely responding to your nonsensical ramblings.
• I am Quark of Borg. Your latinum will be assimilated.
• I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.
• I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".