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• I am the sig! which George McQuary probably would not approve of because the lines exceed the number of most terminals (24) still used on most computer monitors.
• I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
  First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
• I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
  First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
• I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lines from my resume...
• Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
  My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean....
• I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.
  What am I, a microwave? -- Beverly Micki...
• I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
• Books, the children of the brain. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect. i