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• Statesmen are dead politicians. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
  -- Opus the Penquin, Bloom County...
• 'Foreshadowing' -- your clue to quality literature." -- Berkeley Breathed, "Bloom County
• I can't relax, 'cause I'm a Boinger! -- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
• He was sweet and sincere and giving and good... AND A CHERISHED NEIGHBOR UNDESERVING OF SUCH A FATE!
  ! "Nevertheless, better him than me. Amen....
• Homer: Why am I such a loser? Why? Bart: Well, your father was a loser, and _his_ father, and his father.
  ..it's genetic, man. [realizes] D'oh!...
• I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom.
• Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?
  "NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.'" -- Bloom County...
• I am not politically incorrect. I am politically challenged. -- Matt Bloom
• Bart eats a candy bar] Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy!
  ituation. And your daddy has realized something very importa...