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• I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste
  but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway....
• I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
  -- Dr. Dwight Van de Vate, Professor of Philosophy, University of Tennessee at Knoxville...
• Knoxville, Tennessee, law says you must call a policeman if a lion or tiger brushes against you on the street.
• Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe
• On the other hand, the TCP camp also has a phrase for OSI people.
  There are lots of phrases. My favorite is `nitwit' -- and the rationale is the Internet philosophy has always been you have extremely bright, non-partisan researchers look at a topic, do world-class research, do several competing implementations, have a bake-off, determine what works best, write it down and make that the standard....
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  --English Professor, Ohio University...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  -- An English Professor, Ohio University...