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I Attempt To Do The Impossible--change My Personality For The Better.
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I attempt to do the impossible--change my personality for the better.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
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I do my best not to offend, without fucking with the purpose.
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I didn't mean to do that on purpose. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I'm the only individual of my kind. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Faith is not genetic. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I like mixing leisure with pleasure. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)