All contradictions may be found in me...bashful, insolent; chaste,
lascivious; talkative, taciturn; tough, delicate; clever, stupid;
surly, affable; lying, truthful; learned, ignorant; liberal,
miserly and prodigal: all of this I see in myself to some extent
according to how I turn...I have nothing to say about myself
absolutely, simply and solidly, without concusion and without
mixture, or in one word.
-- Montaigne
When I think about myself,
I almost laugh myself to death
My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world
A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl
A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....