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• No page in history, baby--that I don't need. I just want to make some eardrums bleed.
  -- David St. Hubbi...
• Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. -- David St. Hubbi
• We're lucky. People should be envying us...I envy us -- David St. Hubbins and Derek Small
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
• There are creatures in the universe who would consider you the ultimate achievement, android.
  No feelings, no emotions, no pain. And yet you cover those qualities of humanity....
• Even now, I go to someone's house and think I am being a good guest if I am very quiet, don't ask for anything, and refuse anything that's offered.
  This behavior makes other people think of me as a nincompoop....
• Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
  Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....