I Belong To Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I Feel Like Getting Married, They Send Over A Lady In A Housecoat And Hair Curlers To Burn My Toast For Me.

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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for
me.
-- Dick Martin

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