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IBM: Imperialist by Marketing
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How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
Marketing reps do it on commission.
IBM: [Internation Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty Machines or The Lawyer's Friend.
The dominant force in computer marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware and 10% of all software....
green lightning n. [IBM] 1. Apparently random flashing streaks on the face of 3278-9 terminals while a new symbol set is being downloaded.
This hardware bug was left deliberately unfixed, as some genius within IBM suggested it would let the user know that `something is happening'....
green lightning: [IBM] n. 1. Apparently random flashing streaks on the face of 3278-9 terminals while a new symbol set is being downloaded.
This hardware bug was left deliberately unfixed, as some genius within IBM suggested it would let the user know that `something is happening'....
Do not be deceived. Revolutions do not run backwards.
-- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), railsplitter, lawyer, imperiali...