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• A bird in the hand can be messy.
• A ^Merry^ Messy Kweznuz
• To err is human, to eat Jello, is messy.
• Blue Glue n. [IBM] IBM's SNA (Systems Network Architecture), an incredibly losing and bletcherous communications protocol widely favored at commercial shops that don't know any better.
  The official IBM definition is "that which binds blue boxes together....
• Blue Glue: [IBM] n. IBM's SNA (Systems Network Architecture), an incredibly {losing} and {bletcherous} communications protocol widely favored at commercial shops that don't know any better.
  The official IBM definition is "that which binds blue boxes together....
• H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
• Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business.
  -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0....
• IBM compatible - IBM contemptible.