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I Can Jump Spreadsheets. -- Bill Gate
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I can jump spreadsheets.
-- Bill Gates
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I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
NT IS UNIX. -- Bill Gate
I can jump black holes. -- Stephen Hawking
I can jump dictionareys. -- Dan Quayle
Bill Gates is a closet OS/2 user.
because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
In fact, I don't think 7-11s even take coupons.I should check that out... -- Bill Gates, 1992
Bill Gates to his broker: "You idiot, I said $150 million on SNAPPLE!!!
